OK, Here's your problem. You're scheduled to appear at the next major Comicon, you're also seriously into Cosplay with plans to go as the Joker's Girlfriend, Harley Quinn... and you don't have a HUGE GIANT-SIZE MALLET!
Well, here's one that recently popped-up on etsy and it's pretty cool. It was made by a friend of the BAT-BLOG and we could not be more proud. This thing is awesome because it is made from foam, but looks just like a real LOG, ha ha! Here's a LINK, check it out!